Where? I wrote a message to you and haven't heard back from you since.

But about the "fight club"- it is much more like Dumbledore's Army actually, and it would be the best if you two were a part of it, but you're both really far away and will each have to start one of your own.

Me and a couple friends do shit like attack each other with sticks and fake sword and toss projectiles at each other (we are even started to get better at blocking and dodging). We also climb lots of things and try to run on beams and poles. It's more like defensive training to fight back against real enemies. For awhile we were calling ourselves Ninja Pirates. Instead of the Ninja VERSUS Pirate deal we have to gang up and fight our mutual foes- the capitalists.

Of course in my vision, after the club is done beating each other up, we'll be having lots of sex. But the main rule is that every one has to be versatile and flip flop positions, since most "tops" are really just a bunch of wimps who are afraid of getting hurt. That's where the Ass Pirate part comes in!